{"id":463,"date":"2026-10-13T21:00:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T19:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/?p=463"},"modified":"2026-10-13T21:08:45","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T19:08:45","slug":"fear-in-the-forest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/2026\/10\/13\/angst-im-wald\/","title":{"rendered":"Fear in the Forest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All hell has broken loose in the forest!<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a rumour going round that the bear has a death list. Everyone\u2019s wondering who\u2019s on it.<br \/>\nThe stag is the first to pluck up his courage, walk over to the bear and ask him:<br \/>\n\u201eTell me, Bear, am I on your list too?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eYes,\u201c says the bear, \u201eyour name\u2019s on the list too.\u201c<br \/>\nFilled with fear, the stag turns round and walks away. And sure enough, two days later, the stag is found dead.<br \/>\nFear is growing ever more amongst the forest dwellers, and rumours are rife about the question of,<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a lot of speculation about who\u2019s actually on the list.<br \/>\nThe boar is the first to lose his patience. He goes to see the bear to ask him,<br \/>\nwhether he is on the list as well.<br \/>\n\u201eYes,\u201c replies the bear, \u201eyou\u2019re on the list too.\u201c<br \/>\nFrightened, the boar said goodbye to the bear. He, too, was found dead two days later.<br \/>\nNow panic is breaking out amongst the forest dwellers. Only the hare still dares to go and see the bear.<br \/>\n\u201eBear, am I on the list too?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eYes, you\u2019re on the list too.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eCan you take my name off the list?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eYeah, sure, no problem.\u201c<br \/>\nThe moral of the story: communication is vital!<\/p>\n<p>Author: Unknown<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gro\u00dfer Aufruhr im Wald! Es geht das Ger\u00fccht um, der B\u00e4r habe eine Todesliste. Alle fragen sich, wer auf der Liste steht. Als erster nimmt der Hirsch allen Mut zusammen, geht zum B\u00e4ren und fragt ihn: &#8222;Sag mal B\u00e4r, stehe ich auch auf deiner Liste?&#8220; &#8222;Ja&#8220; sagt der B\u00e4r, &#8222;auch dein Name steht auf der [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":469,"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions\/469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lions-peace-bench.eu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}